Move to Malaysia, she can't last much longer. You can move into her racket!! You might be a little behind her, but with some effort I'm sure you could catch up in the next 60 years or so.
I was born and raised in Van Nuys, California. I moved to Boston sight-unseen and have loved living in New England since that day when I said, "this apartment is OLD". My hobbies are antiquing, reading books and magazines (bring back Blueprint and Domino please), sewing, quilting, sightseeing, watching movies, and photography. I love the color red and have a retro red refrigerator (and kitchen aid mixer and ice cream maker and toaster and...) to prove it! I live in a converted high school and love decorating my loft condo (w/ 18 foot ceilings) that was formerly the auditorium. I have 3 brothers, 11 nieces and nephews, and a bus fleet of friends.
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So funny! I bet you could find a druggie to marry... 22 times, huh? Wow!!!
Oh my word!!
That is a lot of husbands!
Ew. You are far better off!
Ew, indeed.
Or the oldest person on earth!
What the heck????
rraaawwwrrrrr!!!
note to self:
boycott use of word "forlornness"
Move to Malaysia, she can't last much longer. You can move into her racket!! You might be a little behind her, but with some effort I'm sure you could catch up in the next 60 years or so.
That's funny. I wonder what women past 80 could be called instead of cougar?
are you looking for someone 20+ years younger than you? to quote you, "There are some things worse than being single."
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