Counting steps...

My friend is using a pedometer to see how far she walks. So far 3 miles today. I had a pedometer once. I found it in the drawer at work just in time to take it on a trip to New York City. I walked around Brooklyn. Then I walked across the Brooklyn Bridge. Then I walked to the Staten Island Ferry. Then I had to use the restroom. I realized when I got on the ferry that I had flushed the pedometer down the toilet into the New York harbor. I will never know how far I walked that day...