My craptastic day

It all started with horrible traffic this morning.  Listen people.  If you can't get through an intersection before the light turns red, then don't even try.  I was in a long line of cars on Memorial Drive and people kept getting stuck in the intersection blocking the two lanes of cars.  At one point two cars got through the light (and 15 cars could have made it through).  Some idiot turned left when it was clearly marked NO LEFT TURN and that delayed us all.

On the way home another idiot cut in front of me (he had a stop sign; I didn't).  People in Boston don't give a rat's rear end about the right of way (I learned to drive in California and that is a very important concept there).

Then I went to visit my friend in Cambridge.  The city of permit parking.  She asked if I wanted to put the visitor pass in my car (what a hassle).  I said getting a ticket would be a great addition to my day.  I was there about 40 minutes.  Long enough to visit my God daughter and have a quick dinner.  I found a $30 parking ticket on my windshield.  Stupid Cambridge.

From there I went to the clean the church.  Us Mormons take turns cleaning our buildings on Saturday mornings and Monday nights (that counts as my FHE).   I found three electrical outlets that didn't work (I've complained before; nobody listens to me).  Once I found a working outlet, I vacuumed the chapel and half the hallway.   I picked up candy wrappers, papers and food (why do people not clean up after themselves?).  I flushed a toilet (who left the big poop in there -- that was a nice touch).  I emptied all the bathroom trash and found a big fat full diaper.  When I picked it up to throw it in the garbage bag I thought I was going to throw up but instead I peed my pants a little.  I wish that was an April Fools joke.

Happy Monday to me.