The end. Period.

I went through early menopause around age 40. I always say I had 3 hot flashes and 2 mood swings. I tried to look on the bright side that getting rid of all those feminine protection products cleared up space under the bathroom sink. At the time I was dating a guy who had really short hair (he was balding--he cared; I didn't). One night after I had been to see a specialist to discuss my menopause my boyfriend and I were talking and he pouted, "I have no hair." I replied, "I have no eggs."