America's most convenient bank---not today!

Someone tried to use my debit card to buy $400 worth of clothes in the OC so the bank cancelled my card.  I went to 2 branches today to get a new card and their machines weren't working.  I didn't leave with a new debit card so I got some cash and grabbed a handful of suckers.  They have a big sign that they are America's most convenient bank.  Not today! #epishassled