Who is Larda Doubles?

My old boyfriend and I used to writelikethiswhenweemailedeachotherfunnythings. ItwasfuntodobutnotthateasywhenyouhavetypedaslongasIhave. OnedayIwrotethatIneededtoexercisebecauseIwasa "lardadoubles". He wrote back, "Who is Larda Doubles?" and we both had a good laugh when he figured out what I was really saying (lard-a-double-s). hahahahahahaha!